I Turned You Into Me

osofav:

Culinary artist Samantha Lee came up with a cute way to get her kids to eat healthy food.

MALEFICENT!!!

charlieautumn:

“Countries By Cuisine”

kateordie:

beckycloonan:

Little comic about how to make zucchini bread in these trying times. Dedicated to CB Cebulski, Mike Hardin, Ming Doyle, and anyone else who sunk my zucchini bread deep within their bodies.

Is it too late to nominate this for a Harvey?

ginandbird:

4himglory:

Coconut Lime Scones | Heather Christo

lawd!

ginandbird:

4himglory:

Coconut Lime Scones | Heather Christo

lawd!

mmmmmolly:

animeasuka:

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

fuckdeni #ohhhhhhhh fuck #nsfw #so very nsfw #you like it when i spread creme all over you don’t you brownie thing #d-dame! deni-san it’s… it’s indecent! #shhhhhhhhh i’ll take care of you… gonna make you love it #god fucking damn i’m hungry

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

megnesiums:

theangelictennant:

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

okay I keep seeing this and I felt the need to point out that humans are in fact any shade of brown/tan on the outside, if you mash them they are red, and if you skin them they are pink. no I will not be including photos.

ok hannibal